Get ready to have some fun learning! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! Fun Fact: The largest known snowflake measured 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick. Empowering Minds Everywhere Learn, Grow, Succeed Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! High five! Let's start learning. Empower Your Mind Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Fun Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green. Scanning made simple. Try it now! Happy learning, friend! Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish. Let's dive in and explore together! Fun Fact: Honeybees can recognize human faces. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! Fun Fact: Octopuses are masters of camouflage and can change both their color and texture to match their surroundings. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!' Scan, Tap, and Explore! Explore Endless Possibilities I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. Scan for seamless access! Come on in, let's learn something new! Let's make some brain gains! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Fun Fact: The world's largest desert is not the Sahara, but Antarctica. It's the driest and windiest continent. Embrace mobile convenience. Scan and log in! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Fun Fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. Transform Your Learning Experience Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Fun Fact: Cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them. Welcome back, knowledge seeker! Quick and easy login. Just scan! Learning Made Effortless Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! Fun Fact: The smell of freshly-cut grass is actually a plant distress call. Go mobile! Scan to log in! Mobile magic! Scan to get started! Open the Door to Success Learning is better with friends like you! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Revolutionize Your Learning Journey Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Elevate Your Learning Experience What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Fun Fact: The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer due to the expansion of the iron in the heat. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Fun Fact: A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance.' The Future of Education is Here Your Gateway to Knowledge Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Unlock Your Potential with Us Welcome back, smarty pants! I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I'll compute back later.' Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Get mobile-ready! Scan the code to access. Fun Fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. Mobile-friendly login. Scan the code! Innovative Learning at Your Fingertips Fun Fact: Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. Unlock with a Scan! Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something. Get your learning on, let's go! Fun Fact: Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. Fun Fact: Some cats are allergic to humans. Fun Fact: The unicorn is Scotland's national animal. Fun Fact: The world's oldest known recipe is for beer and dates back over 4,000 years. I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! Join the Learning Revolution Unleash Your Inner Genius How do you organize a space party? You planet!