Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! Fun Fact: Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. Fun Fact: Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! Come on in, let's learn something new! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Join the Learning Revolution What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Open the Door to Success Fun Fact: The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer due to the expansion of the iron in the heat. Learning is better with friends like you! Fun Fact: The smell of freshly-cut grass is actually a plant distress call. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Get ready to have some fun learning! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Mobile magic! Scan to get started! Fun Fact: The world's largest desert is not the Sahara, but Antarctica. It's the driest and windiest continent. Scan for seamless access! Fun Fact: Honeybees can recognize human faces. Fun Fact: Cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them. Innovative Learning at Your Fingertips Explore Endless Possibilities Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Fun Fact: The largest known snowflake measured 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick. Let's dive in and explore together! Get mobile-ready! Scan the code to access. Empower Your Mind Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Fun Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green. Welcome back, knowledge seeker! Unlock Your Potential with Us Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Embrace mobile convenience. Scan and log in! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Let's make some brain gains! How do you organize a space party? You planet! Fun Fact: The world's oldest known recipe is for beer and dates back over 4,000 years. Your Gateway to Knowledge I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Elevate Your Learning Experience Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Quick and easy login. Just scan! Fun Fact: The unicorn is Scotland's national animal. Unlock with a Scan! Scan, Tap, and Explore! Scanning made simple. Try it now! Transform Your Learning Experience The Future of Education is Here What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Fun Fact: Octopuses are masters of camouflage and can change both their color and texture to match their surroundings. Happy learning, friend! Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I'll compute back later.' Fun Fact: Some cats are allergic to humans. Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something. Revolutionize Your Learning Journey Learning Made Effortless Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Fun Fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. High five! Let's start learning. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Get your learning on, let's go! Empowering Minds Everywhere I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!' Go mobile! Scan to log in! Welcome back, smarty pants! Fun Fact: A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance.' What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Fun Fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. Learn, Grow, Succeed Mobile-friendly login. Scan the code! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Unleash Your Inner Genius

Log in