Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Elevate Your Learning Experience Scanning made simple. Try it now! Mobile magic! Scan to get started! Fun Fact: Honeybees can recognize human faces. Fun Fact: A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance.' Fun Fact: Octopuses are masters of camouflage and can change both their color and texture to match their surroundings. Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Fun Fact: Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Unleash Your Inner Genius Come on in, let's learn something new! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Fun Fact: The smell of freshly-cut grass is actually a plant distress call. Scan, Tap, and Explore! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! Embrace mobile convenience. Scan and log in! Open the Door to Success Join the Learning Revolution Unlock Your Potential with Us Innovative Learning at Your Fingertips What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! Transform Your Learning Experience Go mobile! Scan to log in! Welcome back, knowledge seeker! Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!' Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Explore Endless Possibilities Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Welcome back, smarty pants! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Let's make some brain gains! Get mobile-ready! Scan the code to access. I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Scan for seamless access! Learning is better with friends like you! Revolutionize Your Learning Journey Fun Fact: The world's oldest known recipe is for beer and dates back over 4,000 years. Fun Fact: Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. Fun Fact: The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer due to the expansion of the iron in the heat. The Future of Education is Here Learn, Grow, Succeed How do you organize a space party? You planet! Get your learning on, let's go! I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I'll compute back later.' Fun Fact: The largest known snowflake measured 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick. Let's dive in and explore together! I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. Fun Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green. Empowering Minds Everywhere Fun Fact: The world's largest desert is not the Sahara, but Antarctica. It's the driest and windiest continent. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Fun Fact: Cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Empower Your Mind What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Fun Fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. Quick and easy login. Just scan! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Happy learning, friend! Get ready to have some fun learning! Mobile-friendly login. Scan the code! Your Gateway to Knowledge Fun Fact: The unicorn is Scotland's national animal. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Fun Fact: Some cats are allergic to humans. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! Unlock with a Scan! Learning Made Effortless Fun Fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. High five! Let's start learning.